You ever have sex so good you’re genuinely DISORIENTED for a few minutes afterwards like whoa what happened did I just get in a car crash where am I oh right yeah.
It’s funny, I noticed mostly women “hearted” this. Does this not happen to guys too?
Only during a road head adventure :0)
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I was not expecting that
I’m so done
Where has this gif been my whole life?
This is the best gif on tumblr..
This is awesome.
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notsodarkestmind:It’s not easy, but possible to be decent to each other.
One thing that I am grateful is that my ex and I have always put our children ahead of our own selfish needs. We don’t bash each other, demean each other or talk about how awful the other person is in front our children. Don’t steal your child’s childhood away from them by doing this.
I support this 100%. You make concessions for your children, I don’t care how bad the other person is. This is abusive to the child.
This is the most concise and best-worded statement on how to co-parent after divorce I’ve ever seen.
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Did the passing lane change to the travel lane on the interstate? If not, someone needs to tell that punk kid from Polk County to get the fuck over! He’s being passed on the right by several cars, including mine.
Can’t fix fucktard dear. Lol
Hostility at 2 days old? I guess this is what he thought of Friday night… LOL
Carson Douglas 12/07/11. 11:18pm 8.0 pounds, 20 inches
Cleaned up baby pictures to follow later today.
The last view of my last pregnant belly. The boy will be born today!!
Sitting here with the one I call beautiful while she participates in a non stress test. I hope my little buddy decides to welcome the world on his own but if not the 7th he gets the eviction notice from the womb. I am so excited to meet our little guy. :0)
Unexpected Blessings: The back story... -
Boy and girl are single.
Boy and girl are seeking someone to share life with.
Boy and girl sign up for one of those last-ditch-attempt-at-finding-someone dating sites.
Girl sees boy and “winks”.
Boy messages girl.
Boy and girl meet.
Boy and girl are inseperable.
They can see…
The Weather Channel is dead to me now.
HOLY SHIT!!! I SEE PENIS!