milk man

pixiepaperdollcartoon: pixiepaperdollcartoon: You ever have sex so good you’re genuinely...

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 10:54:17 -0500

pixiepaperdollcartoon:

You ever have sex so good you’re genuinely DISORIENTED for a few minutes afterwards like whoa what happened did I just get in a car crash where am I oh right yeah.

It’s funny, I noticed mostly women “hearted” this. Does this not happen to guys too?

Only during a road head adventure :0)

chronically-awesome: nottonightgypsy: daftedly: snoulers: poo...

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 21:57:51 -0400

chronically-awesome:

nottonightgypsy:

daftedly:

snoulers:

poopyjenkins:

I was not expecting that

I’m so done

Where has this gif been my whole life?

This is the best gif on tumblr..

Speechless.

This is awesome.

chronically-awesome: bluegypsy: msdeenyc: notsodarkestmind: e...

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:34:50 -0400

chronically-awesome:

bluegypsy:

msdeenyc:

notsodarkestmind:

evolutionofphunny:

Wisdom

One thing that I am grateful is that my ex and I have always put our children ahead of our own selfish needs. We don’t bash each other, demean each other or talk about how awful the other person is in front our children. Don’t steal your child’s childhood away from them by doing this.

It’s not easy, but possible to be decent to each other.

I support this 100%. You make concessions for your children, I don’t care how bad the other person is. This is abusive to the child.

This is the most concise and best-worded statement on how to co-parent after divorce I’ve ever seen.

Did I miss something?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:14:08 -0400

omnipresentdeva:

Did the passing lane change to the travel lane on the interstate? If not, someone needs to tell that punk kid from Polk County to get the fuck over! He’s being passed on the right by several cars, including mine.

Can’t fix fucktard dear. Lol

omnipresentdeva: Hostility at 2 days old? I guess this is what...

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 14:34:52 -0500

omnipresentdeva:

Hostility at 2 days old? I guess this is what he thought of Friday night… LOL

omnipresentdeva: Carson Douglas 12/07/11. 11:18pm 8.0 pounds,...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:21:49 -0500

omnipresentdeva:

Carson Douglas 12/07/11. 11:18pm 8.0 pounds, 20 inches

Cleaned up baby pictures to follow later today.

omnipresentdeva: The last view of my last pregnant belly. The...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 11:48:36 -0500

omnipresentdeva:

The last view of my last pregnant belly. The boy will be born today!!

Sitting here with the one I call beautiful while she...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 12:26:37 -0500

Sitting here with the one I call beautiful while she participates in a non stress test. I hope my little buddy decides to welcome the world on his own but if not the 7th he gets the eviction notice from the womb. I am so excited to meet our little guy. :0)

Unexpected Blessings: The back story...

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 11:10:27 -0400

Unexpected Blessings: The back story...:

babyboymakes5:

Boy and girl are single.

Boy and girl are seeking someone to share life with.

Boy and girl sign up for one of those last-ditch-attempt-at-finding-someone dating sites.

Girl sees boy and “winks”.

Boy messages girl.

Girl responds.

Boy and girl meet.

Boy and girl are inseperable.

They can see…

iamjenn2: irishuncle: The Weather Channel is dead to me...

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 17:59:20 -0400

iamjenn2:

irishuncle:

The Weather Channel is dead to me now.

HOLY SHIT!!! I SEE PENIS!

Omnipresentdeva: less than 0.008%

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 13:06:47 -0400

Omnipresentdeva: less than 0.008%:

omnipresentdeva:

i have often bragged about how i never had any symptoms of pregnancy… no morning sickness, no mood swings, no cravings - nothing. last year, around this time i had an IUD placed for worry free birth control for 5 years. the plan was GREAT!! the chances of becoming pregnant with one of those things…

I'm over it

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 11:35:01 -0400

omnipresentdeva:

this debt ceiling thing is getting stale… i don’t understand why the ones who need and deserve it the most will feel the major brunt of the impact. i mean really… hold social security and military pay?!! why not hold the checks of the fucktards who can’t figure out how to fix this shit… the ones who are making 10+times what those on social security are making?!! stop their pay and see how easy it is to make the needed changes. bastards!

Re-blog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly like about you.

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:48:53 -0400

weinergate

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:23:57 -0400

iamjenn2:

therealcherilyn:

watch this.

i hate bill maher. he’s a scumbag douche, but this was awesome.

OMG THIS IS AWESOME!!

Without You Lyrics

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 14:09:10 -0400

Without You Lyrics

terminalsingles: dirtyredbird: markv9: Banned Easter Egg...

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 12:06:00 -0500

terminalsingles:

dirtyredbird:

markv9:

Banned Easter Egg Commercial (via Cybersp0nge)

Oh my effin goodness, I seriously screamed, this was so good.

I am so hungry all the sudden.

edgellace: Fitz & The Tantrums // Moneygrabber ‘Cause you...

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 09:01:17 -0500

edgellace:

Fitz & The Tantrums // Moneygrabber

‘Cause you were always made to want it all.
But now you got to make it on your own.
This ain’t your home.
So I’m showing you the door.

I downloaded this song last night…….I must say I kind of like the beat. :o)

Reblog if you have an actual crush on someone else on tumblr.

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 18:58:15 -0500

anotherdrunkentirade:

It’s a secret

Question of the day.......

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 09:23:32 -0500

Why is it that I can eat pussy like its the last meal on earth but….when it comes to brushing my teeth, toothpaste makes me gag like a baby. Just wondering.

Thursday Morning Rant

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 11:32:19 -0500

My kids arent fucking bears but they seem to be in hibernation lately when its time for them to get up and go to school. So this morning like always I get up at 6:25 and open their door to get them up. Then its down the stairs I go to make noise and wake them up more. The problem here lately is that they both get up at 6:55 and school starts at 7:40 which is about 6 miles away. My youngest gets out of bed gets his things done in 5 minutes, the oldest needs 20 minutes to make himself look…..whatever. So on the way out the door today……my oldest is almost 17 and my youngest is 14 going on 15, I tell my kids have a great day everyday but today something out of the ordinary came flying out of my mouth. I told my youngest have a great day and told my oldest to start getting out of bed when he is suppose to because being late for school everyday wasnt fucking acceptable anymore, he pretended not to hear me but i know he did. Man I hope he has a great day now. :O)